Hotel 99 Kelana Jaya: PJ's BEST Kept Secret? (Luxury on a Budget!)
Hotel 99 Kelana Jaya: PJ's BEST Kept Secret? (Luxury on a Budget!) - My Honest, Messy, and Slightly Rambling Review
Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because you're about to dive headfirst into my experience at Hotel 99 Kelana Jaya. Forget those perfectly polished travel blogs – I'm giving you the real deal, warts and all. And yes, I’m going to talk about the loo as much as the pool.
The Hook: What Makes Hotel 99 Kelana Jaya Tick?
They bill themselves as "Luxury on a Budget," and to put it mildly, it’s a bold claim. But does it hold water? Let's find out. My first thought? "Kelana Jaya? Isn't that… out there?" Well, yes and no. Accessibility is part of the game. It’s close enough to the action, but far enough to snag some peace and quiet (more on that later). Plus, those budget hotels frequently located in the middle of nowhere are far worse.
First Impressions & the "Wow!" Factor (or Lack Thereof)
Walking into the lobby, I wouldn't say my jaw dropped. But, the check-in experience was swift (thank god, I was HANGRY) and definitely efficient, almost contactless. Big plus! The staff? Friendly, efficient, and clearly well-drilled. They seemed genuinely pleasant, a rarity these days.
The Room: My Kingdom for… a Clean Toilet!
Right, so here's where things get interesting. My room? Well, let's just say I was pleasantly surprised. It was clean, and that's half the battle, right? The air conditioning was a godsend. The bed? Comfortable, even. They've got the basics nailed. What I really care about is the toilet situation. And it was clean. Absolutely. They provided complimentary tea and bottled water. Wi-Fi,, free wi-fi! Works perfectly. In-room safe box, check. Ironing facilities, check. Blackout curtains: Absolutely! Hallelujah, for that alone!
As for the extras, well, they're there. Towels, bathrobes and slippers. Nice touch. Is it “luxury”? Nah, not really. But it's definitely better than you'd expect for the price. I'd go for the non-smoking room, and soundproof rooms are available. Speaking of sounds, their alarm clock, and wake-up service are pretty good here.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: The Gastronomic Gauntlet
Right, let's talk food. This is where it gets a little…patchy. I'm the type of traveler who breakfasts (buffet) as if food will never exist again, and let’s see what they offered. Here's the deal: They've got restaurants and a coffee shop, but the menus aren't exactly going to set the world on fire. Asian cuisine in restaurant is the star here. They offer vegetarian restaurant options, though I don't know if I should trust those options, maybe if you’re into soup in the restaurant. The in-room menu, however, is the real hero. You can get 24-hour room service, which is a lifesaver when you're jet-lagged beyond belief or just plain lazy – which is me on 90% of my travels. Their bottle of water is also a plus.
Things to Do & Ways to Relax: The (Slightly Limited) Pampering Paradise
Now, this is where Hotel 99 reveals its budget side. There is a swimming pool, an outdoor one. It looks lovely (or at least, it’s there). It’s not the infinity kind with a view. No spa, no sauna, no steamroom. None of that. But hey, at these prices, you can’t have everything. I did see a fitness center (didn’t go), so if you're into that sort of thing, go for it.
Cleanliness & Safety: Are We Safe?
Okay, this is the critical stuff, especially in these crazy times. And I have to say, Hotel 99 shines here. They're clearly taking it seriously. Daily disinfection in common areas, hand sanitizer everywhere. Staff trained in safety protocol, rooms sanitized between stays… it all feels reassuring. Plus, anti-viral cleaning products. They're even offering room sanitization opt-out available, which is a nice bonus. They also have first aid kit and a doctor/nurse on call.
Services & Conveniences: The Nitty-Gritty
Here’s the laundry list (pun intended): Daily housekeeping? Check. Laundry service? Check. Luggage storage? Check. Elevator? Check. They've got the basics covered. They do have a small gift/souvenir shop. Useful, if you're the type who leaves present-buying to the last minute. Car park [free of charge], and sometimes valet parking are a bonus as you never know what to expect when parking near other hotels
For the Kids: Family-Friendly? Hmm…
Family/child friendly, yes, and if you are looking for childcare, there's a babysitting service. They also have kids meal, which is very helpful.
Getting Around: Location, Location, Location! (And a Car Park)
This is where that “secret” part comes in. Car park [on-site], absolutely fantastic for if you drive (or have a rental car – you know, the ones you always scratch). They also have taxi service and airport transfer. Bicycle parking is also available.
The Little Things: The Devil's in the Details
Okay, so the little things matter. I always check the hair dryer. Check. Do they have essential condiments? I didn't see any, but hey, room service! Additional toilet - nope, but the one was perfectly clean. Hot water linen and laundry washing, an essential for hygiene. Interconnecting room(s) available, a godsend if you go with a big group.
Accessibility: Are They Inclusive?
Here's the rub. Hotel 99 mentions facilities for disabled guests, which suggests some accessibility. The elevator certainly helps. But, is it fully wheelchair-accessible? I honestly can’t say. I'd recommend checking specifics if that's a priority.
The Verdict: My Messy, Honest Opinion
Okay, truth time. Is Hotel 99 Kelana Jaya "luxury"? Not really. Is it a luxurious experience? No. Is it a hidden gem for budget travelers looking for something clean, safe, and convenient? Absolutely. For the price, it's a steal! I found it to be functional, clean, and surprisingly comfortable. If you're expecting five-star pampering, look elsewhere. But if you want a solid, reliable option in a decent location without breaking the bank, then Hotel 99 deserves a look.
The Quirky Stuff & My Random Thoughts
- I spent far too long trying to figure out the TV remote. Why are they always so complicated?
- The air conditioning was so good, I almost slept in the mini bar. Almost.
- I really appreciated the availability of the 24-hour room service.
Hotel 99 Kelana Jaya: My Score? 7.5/10. Definitely Recommended.
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Okay, buckle up buttercups, because this itinerary's less "smooth sailing" and more "slightly-off-course adventure." We're talking Hotel 99, Kelana Jaya, PJ, Malaysia. And trust me, this isn’t your grandma’s travel log.
Day 1: Arrival – Jet Lag and the Unexpected Chicken Rice
Morning (or, what passes for morning after a 20-hour flight): Landed at KLIA. The humidity hits you like a wet, warm blanket. Immediately regretted my decision to wear that linen shirt. Cab ride to Kelana Jaya. The driver, bless his soul, had a voice that could soothe a rabid badger, but the traffic…oh, the traffic. It was a slow-motion ballet of honking and near misses.
Mid-morning (or, the "I just need to lie down" phase): Check-in at Hotel 99. Let's be honest, the name doesn't exactly scream "luxury," but the price was right. Bed… sweet, sweet bed. Decided I could sleep for a week.
Around Lunchtime (or, "Am I dreaming?"): Forced myself out of bed for food. The hotel's "nearby restaurants" list looked promising. Found a place called "Hock Kee" - the name was just basic, the menu had words I didn't know. Ordered chicken rice (can never go wrong, right?). Wrong. Absolutely wrong. This was the best chicken rice of my life. The rice glistening with chicken fat. The succulent, perfectly cooked chicken. The chilli sauce that set my mouth on fire in the most glorious way. Seriously, I'm still having dreams about that chicken rice. I think I died a little and went to foodie heaven. (Anecdote: I almost embarrassed myself by licking the plate. Almost.)
Afternoon (or, the "I’m going to get lost and love it" phase): Stumbled out onto the streets. Got gloriously, wonderfully lost. Found a small, bustling market – the sights, the smells, the cacophony! Tried to buy a durian (legendary, apparently.) Got side-eyed by a dozen locals. Ended up with a mango. Delicious, but not quite the same heart-stopping experience of the chicken rice.
Evening (or, “Sleep. More sleep.”): Back at the hotel. Felt like a zombie. Managed to watch a local drama with Malay subs. Passed out mid-episode.
Day 2: Petaling Jaya – The Shopping Mall Maze and a Moment of Cultural Confusion
Morning (or, "Where am I?"): Woke feeling slightly less like a corpse. Decided to embrace the PJ experience and took Grab to the malls.
- Mid-morning: Paradigm Mall. I'm going to be honest, shopping malls aren't my thing. But this place was gargantuan. Lost my sense of direction within five minutes, got overwhelmed but… found some amazing street-style food. The people-watching was phenomenal - kids showing off their new fashion trends, families having a good time. I saw a guy balancing a stack of bags ten times his size. Impressive.
Lunch (or, "Spicy again!"): Found a local eatery and, on a whim, ordered something that looked interesting. It turned out to be a fiery curry that left me gasping for air but craving more. Definitely a risk worth taking.
Afternoon (or, "Culture Shock Lite"): Visited the "Sultan Salahuddin Abdul Aziz Mosque" (aka the Blue Mosque). Breathtaking. I was humbled and awed. Then I accidentally knocked over a bottle of someone's perfume in the souvenir shop. Oops. Luckily, everyone was very gracious.
Evening (or, "Contemplating my life choices"): Decided to grab takeaway from a small, unassuming restaurant. Ordered a dish I thought was noodles, but turned out to be… something else. I'm still not entirely sure what it was, but it was edible (ish) and made me laugh.
Day 3: (or, "The Grand Finale"):
- Morning: Slept in, because, well, why not?
- Breakfast: Ate at Hock Kee AGAIN. And I'll just repeat: chicken rice heaven.
- Afternoon: A final round of shopping, and a farewell lunch at a quirky cafe, got some souvenirs for the family and the journey back home…
- Evening: A final walk around the streets of Kelana Jaya, feeling a strange sentimentality, a strange feeling of missing this place.
- Night: Grab back to the airport.
Final Thoughts (or, "Lessons Learned")
Hotel 99: Fine. Clean. Basic. The lack of a gym was a personal tragedy, but hey, I walked a lot. And the location was great for exploring.
Malaysia: Crazy, chaotic, beautiful. The food is a life-changing experience. The humidity? Well, you get used to it (or you just sweat a lot). The people are generally friendly and helpful.
Will I be back? Absolutely.
And that chicken rice? I'm already planning my return. It's an obsession.
(P.S.: I'm pretty sure my stomach is still adjusting to the spice levels. Send help… and maybe some antacids.)
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Hotel 99 Kelana Jaya: PJ's BEST Kept Secret (Or Just... A Secret?) - Let's Dive In!
Okay, spill the beans! Is this Hotel 99 really THAT good? "Luxury on a Budget" – Seems Too Good to Be True, Right?
What's the vibe? Think trendy Instagrammable, or… more *utilitarian*? What’s the *actual* ambiance like?
The Rooms! Give me details! What do you get for your money? (And please tell me you don't share a toilet...)
Breakfast! Tell me about the breakfast! Is it worth getting up for? Or should I just grab a roti canai?
Location, Location, Location! Is it actually convenient? How’s the surrounding area?
Okay, Let’s Get Real. What Were the Problems? The Annoyances? What Went Wrong?
The Staff! Were They Helpful? Friendly? Or, You Know, Just… There?
Overall Verdict: Would You Stay There Again? Is it Worth the Hype (or Lack Thereof)?
