Escape to Paradise: Once Upon A Time Boutique Home, Thailand
Escape to Paradise: Once Upon A Time Boutique Home - A Review That's Actually Honest (And Maybe a Little Over-the-Top)
Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because this isn’t your typical, dry-as-toast hotel review. I've just returned from Escape to Paradise: Once Upon A Time Boutique Home in Thailand, and let me tell you, it was… an experience. Forget the perfectly polished prose, we’re diving headfirst into the delightfully messy reality of this place. SEO be damned, this is about feeling it.
Let's start with the basics, and then we’ll get to the gloriously random stuff.
Accessibility:
Alright, listen, I didn't need wheelchair access, but glancing around, I think it's okay, I mean, there is an elevator, which is promising. There's stuff like 'facilities for disabled guests' listed, so hopefully those are actual, ya know, functional and not just a tick-box exercise. I'm pretty sure some of the walkways are wide enough, but double-check if you’re needing it, because I do like to be upfront and honest.
On-Site Restaurants/Lounges & Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: Food, Glorious Food!
This is where things get… well, delicious.
- Restaurant (multiple!) Okay, so there’s a bunch. And like, actual restaurants, not just a sad little coffee shop. We’re talking Asian cuisine, Western cuisine, and a bunch of things in between. The a la carte option in the main restaurant was a godsend. I mean, sometimes you just want to choose your own adventure, you know? And the Asian breakfast? Forget everything you think you know about hotel breakfasts. This was fresh, flavor-packed, and honestly, better than some of the street food I had in Bangkok (shhh, don’t tell anyone).
- Happy Hour: Let's just say the poolside bar saw a lot of me (poolside bar, I should have added this at the top! The views!). The cocktails were dangerously drinkable. And the snacks? Heaven. I may or may not have shamelessly indulged in the desserts… (a complete snack bar is pretty great). I'd start with a salad and then follow it up with a soup.
- Room Service: This is where it gets even better. The 24-hour room service? Genius. Perfect for those late-night cravings (or, ahem, the inevitable post-cocktail munchies).
- Vegetarian restaurant: I don't eat meat but there was a lot of delicious options and even a few alternative meal arrangement if you need.
- Coffee/tea in restaurant, Coffee shop: I could have used some more.
Cleanliness and Safety: COVID-Era Comfort (and Maybe a Little Paranoia):
Look, travel in the age of… everything… is a little different. And Escape to Paradise gets it. They were really, really on top of things.
- Anti-viral cleaning products? Check.
- Daily disinfection in common areas? Double-check.
- Sanitized kitchen and tableware? Yep.
- Hand sanitizer. Always there.
- Rooms sanitized between stays? Definitely.
- Staff trained in safety protocol? I felt safe.
Okay, now, if I'm being brutally honest, I did feel a tiny bit like I was living in a hospital. The level of cleanliness was impressive, but also bordering on… intense. But, you know, I'd rather feel safe than sorry. There's physical distancing of at least 1 meter, Staff trained in safety protocol and a Doctor/nurse on call which, honestly, is reassuring.
Things to Do & Ways to Relax: Spa Day and Chill… or Not!
This is where Paradise truly lives up to its name.
- Spa: Okay, get ready to lose yourself in the blissful abyss of the spa. The massage was unreal. Like, melt-into-the-table, forget-your-name level amazing. I went for the Body scrub and Body wrap one afternoon, and I swear, I emerged feeling like a brand-new human. They have a Sauna, a Steamroom, and a whole host of treatments to make you swoon.
- Swimming pool & Pool with view: The outdoor swimming pool! Just wow. Incredible views and super relaxing.
- Gym/fitness: I would have loved a better gym.
- Foot bath: This was something I found to be quite the experience.
Internet Access:
- Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! Yessss!
- Internet: Always there.
- Internet [LAN]: It has it.
- Internet services: Great.
- Wi-Fi in public areas: Spot on.
Services and Conveniences:
- Cashless payment service? Super useful, and there's a cash withdrawal available.
- Concierge: Really helpful.
- Daily housekeeping - nice touch.
- Luggage storage: Perfect.
- Safe deposit boxes: Needed for the valuables.
- Taxi service: Easy and available.
- Car park [free of charge], Car park [on-site] A bonus.
For the Kids:
I didn’t travel with kids, but there were definitely signs that the hotel is family/child friendly. They have babysitting service and kids facilities that could be of use.
Available in all rooms:
Okay, let's talk about the rooms themselves. They're gorgeous.
- Air conditioning: A MUST in Thailand.
- Free bottled water: Always a plus.
- Coffee/tea maker: Essential for a caffeine addict like myself.
- Wi-Fi [free]: Of course!
- Blackout curtains: A lifesaver for those jetlag-induced naps.
- Bathrobes, Slippers: So comfortable.
- Desk, Laptop workspace: Perfect if you need it.
- Mini bar or Refrigerator: Always full.
- Bathroom phone Weird but great
- Alarm clock: Helpful.
The Good, the Bad, and the Utterly Random: An Anecdote
Okay, so here's the thing. One night, I got a little… lost. Wanderlust had me going. I was looking for a place to get my nails done and ended up wandering down a street that was not on the tourist map. I stumbled into this tiny, family-run nail salon. The language barrier was hilarious. I ended up pointing at a bunch of colors, giggling, and hoping for the best.
The result? My nails are neon pink with tiny, glittery pineapples.
Why am I telling you this? Because it sums up the vibe of Escape to Paradise. It's not just a hotel; it's an invitation to explore, to be a little ridiculous, and to embrace the unplanned adventures. It’s a place that encourages you to get a little lost and find yourself in the process.
The Not-So-Perfect Bits (Because Let’s Be Real):
- The gym could be improved. I needed to spend 30 minutes more.
- The pool was sometimes a little crowded. But hey, that's a small price to pay for a stunning view.
The Final Verdict:
(Rating: 4.7 out of 5 glittery pineapples)
Escape to Paradise: Once Upon A Time Boutique Home is more than just a place to sleep. It's a sanctuary that makes you feel safe, pampered and ready to explore. It's a place where you can forget your worries, indulge your senses, and maybe, just maybe, get a little lost in the magic.
My target audience: I'm talking to people who crave a bit of luxury, but don't want to be surrounded by snobs. People who want to relax, but also want to experience the real Thailand. People who appreciate good food, excellent service, and a touch of quirky charm.
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- Immerse yourself in unparalleled relaxation: Indulge in world-class spa treatments, soak up the sun by our stunning outdoor pool, and let your worries melt away.
- Savor a culinary journey: From authentic Thai flavors to international delights, our restaurants will tantalize your taste buds.
- Experience unparalleled service: Let our friendly and attentive staff cater to your every need, ensuring a truly unforgettable stay.
- Embrace authentic Thailand: Discover the charm and culture of Thailand
Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because we're about to plunge headfirst into my ridiculously imperfect, gloriously messy, and totally opinionated itinerary for a "relaxing" stay at Once Upon A Time Boutique Home in Thailand. Prepare for the emotional rollercoaster, the ramblings, and the sheer, unadulterated humanity of it all.
The Once Upon A Time Debacle: My Thailand Adventure (So Far, Anyway)
Day 1: Arrival - Bangkok Bound, and the Existential Dread of Overpacking
Morning (or What Passes for Morning After a 20-Hour Flight): Landed in Bangkok. Let me tell you, stepping off that plane felt less like emerging into a tropical paradise and more like stumbling into a giant, humid hair dryer. Seriously, my ponytail became a permanent, sweaty sculpture the moment I deplaned.
- Anecdote: I swear, I almost tripped over a suitcase the size of a small car. Turns out, it belonged to me. Overpacking is a chronic disease. I brought six pairs of shoes, two of which I'm pretty sure I won't touch (read: combat boots in 90-degree heat. Brilliant, Sarah, just brilliant.)
Afternoon: Getting to the Boutique Home (and Questioning All Life Choices)
- Transportation: Taxi. My first encounter with Bangkok traffic? Let's just say it's a chaotic ballet of horns, scooters, and near-death experiences. I squeezed my eyes shut at least a dozen times.
- First Impression of Once Upon A Time: Omg, this place is gorgeous. It's like stepping into a Pinterest board! The lobby is all flowing white curtains, strategically placed orchids, and the most polite people I've ever met. I felt instantly underdressed (mostly because I am, and because of the aforementioned combat boots situation).
- Room Shenanigans: Room is charming. It's smaller than I was expecting, and I had to rearrange my chaotic luggage.
Evening: Street Food & Cultural Assimilation Attempts (aka "How to Not Look Like a Complete Tourist")
- Mission: Eat something that isn't an airplane snack and not embarrass myself in front of the locals.
- The Street Food Gauntlet: Found a bustling street food stall. Tried Pad Thai and it was a taste explosion! I probably looked like a slob as I devoured it. I swear, the people on the street probably are thinking if this is a real person, or if I am some kind of clumsy robot.
- The Temple Visit Debacle: Okay, so I tried to be all "cultured" and visit a temple, because that's what tourist guide books tells me. Turns out, you have to cover your shoulders and knees. Guess who forgot to pack appropriate attire? (Hint: Me). Ended up buying a ridiculous, brightly colored sarong from a vendor. Looked like a giant, walking parrot. It’s the thought that counts, right?
- Emotional Reaction: I had this weird moment of feeling completely overwhelmed. The sheer sensory overload of Bangkok is insane! All the smells, the noise, the people… it’s like a tidal wave of experience. Thought I was going to be a super cool, worldly traveller, and instead I am just a sweaty, lost tourist.
Day 2: The Floating Market Fail (and the Unexpected Joy of Mango Sticky Rice)
Morning: Early Bird Catches… A Boat Load of Tourists.
- Activity: Floating Market Tour. I got up at 5 am, yes, you read that right. 5 AM. For a tourist trap. What was I thinking?
- Transportation: Chugged away for an hour in a crowded van with a bunch of other sleep-deprived tourists. I felt like I was in a zombie movie.
- The Market Itself: Disappointment. It was beautiful, sure, all the colorful boats and vendors, but it was also… crowded. Impassable. And the only thing I bought? A fake designer handbag (don’t judge me).
- Emotional Reaction: I felt a genuine wave of letdown. It was so hyped, so Instagram-worthy, and it just didn't live up to the hype. But hey, at least I saw a bunch of cute cats and managed to not fall into the water.
Afternoon: Mango Sticky Rice Redemption
- Change of Plans: Abandoning the planned itinerary, I decided the only thing I wanted was to find a restaurant nearby.
- The Mango Sticky Rice Revelation: Found a place! And the mango sticky rice… oh. My. God. It was a religious experience. Sweet, creamy, and the perfect antidote to the watery tourist trap.
- Quirky Observation: I swear, the chef was looking at me funny when I ordered a second helping, but it was worth it. That mango sticky rice saved my day.
Evening: Poolside Bliss (and a Mild Breakdown)
- Redemption: Back at Once Upon A Time, I finally took a dip in the pool. The water was silky, the sun was setting, and I could almost feel the stress melting away. Almost.
- Minor Meltdown: Then I remembered my phone, and realized I haven’t posted anything new the whole day. I guess I need to focus. I was getting caught up in the pressure to make sure I had the perfect photo. Ugh.
- Realisation: Okay. I don't need to make this perfect. I don't need to be an Instagram influencer. I need to breathe. I need to enjoy the moment.
Day 3: The Thai Massage Bliss (and the Longing for My Own Cozy Bed)
Morning: That's what I need to focus on
- Activity: Thai Massage. This was a must!
- Experience: Pure. Bliss. I had to fight the urge to snore and fall asleep on the massage table. I swear, my muscles have never felt so relaxed. The masseuse was a master of the art, folding me into pretzel-like positions I didn't know my body could achieve.
- Emotional Reaction: I emerged feeling like a new person. Lighter, happier, and slightly bruised. (Apparently, I have some serious knots in my back.)
Afternoon: Exploring the Local Area
- More exploring. Explored the local area. The neighbourhood is nice.
Evening: A Quiet Night In (and a Longing for Home)
- Dinner: Ate some more street food.
- The Missing My Bed Syndrome: Despite loving the hotel, the food, and the adventure, a little piece of me is starting to miss the simple comfort of my own bed, my own couch, and the familiar sounds of home. It's a strange feeling, this pull between the excitement of a new place and the comfort of the known.
- Rambling Thoughts: The culture. The food. Everything… it's all just a little overwhelming. I love it, but wow. Am I cut out for this?
Day 4-5: To Be Announced… Stay Tuned, as the Adventure Continues!
(Because, let's be honest, I haven't written the rest yet. I'm too busy living it!)
Final Thoughts (For Now):
This trip has been… a lot. Messy, wonderful, exhausting, and totally, gloriously mine. I'm learning to embrace the imperfections, to laugh at my mistakes, and to savor the small moments of joy. And most importantly, I'm remembering that travel isn't about the perfect photo or the perfectly curated experience. It's about the messy, beautiful, human journey.
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So, Escape to Paradise... Is It Actually Paradise? (And Will It Break the Bank?)
Alright, let's be honest. "Paradise" is a BIG word. And look, Escape to Paradise? It's pretty damn close. I mean, turquoise water lapping at the shore, the scent of frangipani in the air, that *constant* hum of cicadas... it’s hard to be unhappy. But real paradise? No, you'll still stub your toe on the teak furniture!
Cost? Okay, *that's* where the reality check comes in. It's NOT hostel pricing, let's just say that. But you're paying for a level of… well, let’s just say *luxury* you won't find at your average backpacker spot (and seriously, after 2 days in a hostel, I’m ready to pay *anything* for a decent bathroom). Consider it *investment* vacation. And you get SO much for your money, so in my opinion, yes it’s worth it.
Look, I remember the first time I saw the photos. Crystal clear water, perfect smiles, the whole bit. My cynical heart did a little eye-roll but I'd been dying to see Thailand for ages, so booked it, and well, my jaw about hit the floor. It really *is* as lovely as the pictures (mostly).
What's the Vibe? Like, Am I Gonna Feel Out of Place in My Comfy, Slightly-Wrinkled Linen Shorts?
Okay, the vibe? Relaxed. Utterly, ridiculously, gloriously relaxed. Think "barefoot on the beach" meets "chic boutique hotel". I spent the first afternoon in those very wrinkled linen shorts (guilty!) and no one blinked an eye. There's a lovely mix of people, and I mean, *loved* the diversity. So. Many. Stories.
It's not a place for stuffy people. It wants you to unwind and let go. Not a place to be caught up in designer brands and uptight attitudes.
And genuinely, they’re all about relaxation and connection. If the idea of just *being* makes you twitchy, maybe not the place. But if you long for that quiet joy of nothingness, this place has the vibe.
Tell Me About the Rooms! Are They Actually Instagrammable? (And Can I Get a Good Night's Sleep?)
Oh. My. God. The rooms. Yes, they ARE Instagrammable. I may have spent a shameful amount of time arranging things just so. Think breezy white linens, a private plunge pool (yes!), outdoor showers (bliss!), and that perfect balance of rustic charm and modern comfort. I’m pretty sure I took more photos of the bathroom than of anything else. They're really that spectacular.
Sleep? Okay, here’s the slightly less perfect part. The first night, I swear I was so overwhelmed by all the beauty I couldn’t sleep. Also, the jungle is LOUD. Like, REALLY loud. Cicadas, monkeys, the occasional rogue gecko scuttling around. Eventually, I got used to nature's orchestra. Earplugs are your friend, and honestly, the air felt so clean and delicious, I slept like a log after that. Until the sun came up and I felt totally rejuvenated from the beauty again!
The Food! Is it Just Tourist Food, or is it Actually Delicious? (And Can I Handle the Spice?)
The food. Oh, the food. This is where things get *really* good. Forget bland tourist food. They put the *emphasis* on local cuisine, sourcing fresh ingredients, and *man* can they cook! I’m not even a huge seafood person, but I ate the grilled snapper until I could barely move (and then I kept eating). The curries? Unbelievable.
Spice level? They *ask*! They’ll cater to your spice tolerance (unless you're a masochist like me, who secretly likes to cry over their pad thai). I, being a spice-loving fool, had a few teary-eyed moments, but it was worth it. Also, the fruit. So many mangoes. My mouth is watering just thinking about that. And they make the best smoothies, too!
What’s There to *Do* Besides Stare at the Ocean and Eat Delicious Food? (Because, Let’s Be Real, I Can’t Do THAT for a Week Straight…Or Can I?)
Okay, fair question. You *could* spend the entire time staring at the ocean and eating – and honestly, that’s tempting. But there are also things to do! They offer all sorts of activities: yoga (morning yoga on the beach? Yes, please!), cooking classes (I highly recommend this!), boat trips to nearby islands, and spa treatments (obviously). Massage? Get one. Seriously. You won’t regret it.
Pro-tip: Talk to the staff; they’re full of local knowledge and recommendations. I got some amazing advice from the bartender, who recommended a hike I wouldn't have seen otherwise. It was *amazing*. Also, the beach is right there, so there’s always swimming and sunbathing, which I did a LOT of. I can't stress enough how much I loved just zoning out on the beach...
How Do I Get There? Because Thailand Seems… Far.
Okay, yeah, Thailand is a long flight. Be prepared. But once you arrive… it all feels worth it. You'll likely fly into a major airport, like Phuket (PHK), and then you'll need to arrange transport to the hotel. This is where the team at Escape to Paradise really take the reins. They can set up a private transfer, which will be the easiest (and probably most comfortable) option after such a long flight.
I remember the drive from the airport like it was yesterday - I was a total zombie from the flight. But as you get closer, the scenery starts to change, and that feeling of anticipation kicks in. And then… bam! Paradise. The transfer will cost a little extra, and can take a bit, but consider it the final step in your journey, and will make the trip more effortless for you.
Any Major Downsides? What Did You *Not* Like?
Okay, time for a little truth serum. While I truly loved it, nobody's perfect, and neither is paradise. Here's the honest lowdown. First, the location. The hotel's remote, which gives you serenity, but it also meansBook Hotels Now
