Crowne Plaza Chester: Luxury Getaway in Historic England
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because we're diving headfirst into the Crowne Plaza Chester, and let me tell you, this ain't your grandma's B&B. It's a full-on luxury getaway in the heart of historic England, and I'm about to spill the tea (or maybe the perfectly chilled bottle of water, more on that later). SEO be damned, this is going to be real. Get ready for a messy, honest, and hopefully, hilarious review.
First off, the boring bits (but necessary, I promise):
Accessibility: YES! We need to talk about it. Crowne Plaza Chester gets it. They have facilities for disabled guests, and that's a BIG win right off the bat. We're talking wheelchair accessible everything – probably. I didn't personally roll around in a wheelchair, but the sheer number of mentions in their amenities list gives me serious hope. They even have elevator access, which is crucial. They haven’t made promises they can’t keep! But from what I can get is at least Air conditioning in public area and around the rooms. Now that is something to feel good about.
The Internet Situation: Listen, I can't live without Wi-Fi, and neither should you. Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! Praise be! They've also got Internet access – LAN if you're old-school, and Wi-Fi in public areas so you can Instagram your perfectly plated breakfast (more on that later too!).
Cleanliness and Safety: (The Post-Pandemic Reality Check)
Okay, real talk. I am still nervous about germs. Crowne Plaza Chester seems to be taking things seriously, which is a HUGE relief. They're advertising: Anti-viral cleaning products, Daily disinfection in common areas, Hand sanitizer everywhere! The staff trained in safety protocol is music to my germophobic ears. They even have Room sanitization opt-out available, which is a nice touch. They seem to really know what they are doing and ready to welcome, Rooms sanitized between stays.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: (Where the Magic Happens)
Alright, this is where it gets interesting. Let me tell you about the breakfast. The Breakfast [buffet] is… well, it's a buffet. But a good buffet. They have Asian breakfast options (which I, personally, didn't try, because, well, I'm a sucker for a full English). Lots of Western cuisine in restaurant, a la carte in restaurant, international cuisine in restaurant, plus Asian cuisine in restaurant. And the Coffee shop, and Coffee/tea in restaurant is a godsend (especially after those long days exploring Chester).
The highlight? The Poolside bar.* *Yes, I spent an afternoon basking in the sun, gin and tonic in hand, watching the world go by. It's ridiculously relaxing. They also have Pool with view, so you can swim and admire the beautiful view of the place, and I did so.
The downsides? (Because, let's keep it real):
- Okay, the breakfast [buffet] was great, but the service was a bit… scattered on the morning. Not terrible, just a little slow. I almost didn't get my coffee.
- And there's a Convenience store, and they seem to have it, but still, if there were a small thing like a real shop, that would have been really nice.
Services and Conveniences:
Okay, let's run through the list. 24-hour Front desk, concierge, and luggage storage – good stuff. They have laundry service (THANK GOD), and dry cleaning, too, for those of you who are fancy. Then they have Cash withdrawal, for easy cash, And Safety deposit boxes that you can use if you need to get your belongings safe.
For the kids
They have Babysitting service, which is great if you are in need. Also, they have a Kids meal available.
Things to do, Ways to relax: (Where the Crowne Plaza Chester truly shines)
Okay, so this is where the Crowne Plaza Chester really flexes its muscles. They have a Spa/sauna and a Steamroom! And a Sauna, and the Swimming pool is just wonderful. I did not get the chance to go on a Body scrub, or the Massage, but I bet it would have been awesome.
But here's the anecdote, my friends. The Gym/fitness is amazing. I swear I did more exercise there than I have in the last year. They have Fitness center and a Foot bath! I relaxed in the pool all afternoon.
The Rooms: (Where You'll Actually Sleep)
The rooms are… well, they're luxurious. Think Air conditioning, Blackout curtains, Comfy bed, Free bottled water, Big, fluffy bathrobes, and bathrobes! The Mini bar is stocked, the coffee/tea maker is ready, and the hair dryer is there to save you from bad hair days. They have Ironing facilities and desk so you can relax peacefully. My favorite? The Separate shower/bathtub! The slippers were a nice touch.
Getting Around:
They offer Airport transfer, which is super convenient. And also they have Car park [free of charge]!
The Verdict:
Would I go back? Absolutely. The Crowne Plaza Chester is a great place for a luxury getaway. The staff is friendly (even if the service is sometimes a bit slow), the facilities are top-notch, and the location is ideal for exploring historic Chester.
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Shenzhen's Hidden Gem: Haosheng Garden Hotel - Unbelievable Luxury Awaits!Alright, buckle up, buttercups! This isn't your grandma's meticulously planned itinerary. This is my attempt to wrangle a weekend at the Crowne Plaza Chester, by IHG, in the UK, into some semblance of order. Prepare for a bumpy ride… mentally and figuratively, probably.
Friday: Arrival and Mild Panic
3:00 PM: Supposedly Arrive at Chester Station. Okay, so I’m aiming for that. Reality? I’m already running late because, surprise, surprise, the train was delayed. (British Rail, what a shocker, eh?) My first thought? Bloody hell. My second? Did I even pack socks? The stress sweat is already blooming.
- Anecdote: Last time I was late for a hotel check-in, I arrived looking like I'd wrestled a badger. (Not proud of that, but the badger lost.) This time, I am determined to remain relatively composed. Famous last words, I'm sure.
3:45 PM: Actually Arrive at the hotel. The Crowne Plaza. Okay, it looks nice. Smart entrance and the lobby is well-lit. Initial impression – surprisingly okay.
3:50 PM: Check in. Everything's going smoothly to this point! I have my room key. Things are looking up.
4:00 PM – 5:30 PM: Room settling, unpacking (or attempt thereof). Okay, the room is decent. Not palatial, but hey, it has a window. And a… (checks) …a kettle! Praise the tea gods!!
- Observation: Hotel rooms. They're like little time capsules of other people's lives. Did the previous occupant snore? Did they have a penchant for aggressively flavored crisps? The mysteries abound.
- Emotional Reaction: Relief. Pure, unadulterated relief. I survived the travel gauntlet. I have a shower. I have tea. I am (for now) content.
5:30 PM - 6:30 PM: Explore the Hotel and Get my bearings, and maybe some drinks. I'm getting restless. Time to check out the hotel bar.
- Rambling: I always feel a bit self-conscious in hotel bars. Like, am I meant to be alone? Am I meant to look alone? Do I need a prop – a book, a newspaper, a charmingly world-weary expression? Nah, I'll just order a drink and look vaguely interested in my phone. I probably look awkward.
6:30 PM - 8:30 PM: Dinner at the hotel restaurant. Ah, a chance to try out food. I hope it is good.
- Opinionated Language: Hopefully, the food is decent and doesn't resemble airplane food. Hotel restaurants can be a gamble.
8:30 PM - 10:00 PM: Stroll around a bit. I'm going through some walking and exploring.
- Quirky observation: The streets are beautiful, I did not expect this.
10:00 PM: Bedtime. So much for relaxation.
Saturday: Chester, Medieval Charm, and Maybe a Melt-Down
- 9:00 AM: Wake up! The hotel breakfast. Buffet time – the ultimate test of self-control. Will I go for the full English? Of course I will.
- Imperfection: Probably will spill something on myself. It's a given.
- 10:00 AM - 1:00 PM: Explore Chester City Centre. The walls! The Rows! I have to take my time at the walls. This is a must-do.
- Emotional Reaction: Holy moly, Chester is gorgeous! The medieval architecture is mind-blowing. That half-timbering! I may actually shed a tear of joy. The Romans were on to something.
- 1:00 PM - 2:00 PM: Lunch. Finding a pub! The perfect lunchtime strategy. I'll want some pub food.
- Messy structure: Probably will accidentally order too much food and spend way too long chatting with the waiter.
- 2:00 PM - 4:00 PM: More of Chester's exploration. Double down on the city. I still want to check out the cathedral.
- 4:00 PM - 5:30 PM: Back to the hotel. It is time for chilling.
- 5:30 PM - 7:00 PM: Getting ready for dinner. I'm heading for a new restaurant.
- 7:00 PM - 9:00 PM: Restaurant time! I'm ready.
- 9:00 PM - 11:00 PM: This is some chill time. I might watch a movie.
Sunday: The Goodbyes and the Dread of Reality
9:00 AM: Breakfast at the hotel. Same routine as yesterday, but this time, I am aiming for a slightly more dignified level of consumption. (Didn't happen).
10:00 AM - 12:00 PM: Checkout. Time to leave. I'm getting ready to depart Chester. But I don't want to.
- Anecdote: I find getting to a train station to be quite stressful.
12:00 PM: Leaving the hotel.
- Emotional Reaction: Already dreading the journey back home.
- Opinionated Language: This weekend was bliss, and now back to reality with a bang.
1:00 PM: The train to the airport.
The End