Cebu's BEST Kept Secret? This Hotel Will Blow You Away!
Okay, buckle up Buttercups! We're diving headfirst into Cebu's BEST Kept Secret! This Hotel WILL Blow You Away! (apparently… we'll see about that). Let's get messy, shall we?
First Impressions & Accessibility – The Good, The Bad, and the Wheelchair-ing…
Okay, immediate gut reaction? This "Best Kept Secret" better live up to the hype. Finding truly accessible hotels in Cebu… well, let’s just say it can be a real adventure. The review's got to be accessible too! (SEO, baby, SEO!) So, let’s start with that.
- Accessibility: This is HUGE for me. The description promises facilities for disabled guests, and that’s crucial. Is the whole hotel a giant obstacle course, or can I, you know, actually move around? We're talking elevators, ramps, and doorways wide enough for a… well, for a wheelchair, ideally. I'm crossing my fingers and praying it's not one of those "accessible" places where they just say it is. Details, people! Details!
- On-site accessible restaurants/lounges: This is a solid win if they’re actually accessible. Imagine a delicious meal without struggling to find a suitable entry point? A dream!
- Wheelchair accessible: Repeat! This is the heart of the matter. If it’s not, then this secret… well, it’s gonna stay a secret for many of us. I am very keen on details on this.
- Elevator: Essential.
- Air conditioning in public area: Very, very needed! Cebu’s heat is no joke.
- Facilities for disabled guests: Let's hope these are thorough. I'm picturing a hotel that actually gets it. No weird, half-hearted attempts, but real, thoughtful design.
- Car park [free of charge], Car park [on-site], Car power charging station, Valet parking: Very convenient.
- Getting around Airport transfer, Taxi service, Car park [free of charge], Car park [on-site], Car power charging station, Taxi service, Valet parking, Bicycle parking. Everything possible to make it simple to get around the place.
Let's Get Connected! (Internet & Tech) – Wi-Fi Woes and Wonderful Access…
As a travel blogger, the internet situation is critical. Seriously. I need to upload photos, check emails (bleh!), and, you know, work. So, let's see what they offer in the digital realm.
- Internet: Okay, general internet access. Good start. But how good is good?
- Free Wi-Fi in all rooms!: HUGE win! Saves you from roaming the hotel for a decent signal. Praise be!
- Internet [LAN]: A wired connection? Some hotels still have these! Maybe useful for some.
- Internet services: A little vague. Is this just the basic Wi-Fi or things like printing, and business services?
- Wi-Fi in public areas: Another must-have. I don’t want to be tethered to my room.
- Laptop workspace: Thank heavens! I need a proper space to work, not just the bed.
Things to Do and Ways to Relax – Spa Days and Soaking Up the Sun…
Okay, now we’re getting to the fun stuff. What’s the point of a vacation if you can't kick back?
- Body scrub/Body wrap: I love a good body scrub! Feels like shedding a layer of stress. This gets me very interested.
- Fitness center, Gym/fitness: Gotta work off those delicious hotel breakfasts, right? I'm curious about the equipment. Is it a dusty dungeon of old equipment, or a modern workout paradise?
- Foot bath: Sounds soothing!
- Massage: YES, please! After a day of exploring, a massage is pure bliss.
- Pool with view, Swimming pool [outdoor]: Must-have! I want to swim and drink a cocktail while looking at something beautiful. Bonus points if it's an infinity pool overlooking the ocean.
- Sauna, Spa, Spa/sauna, Steamroom: If they have this, I'm in heaven. I love the sauna!
Cleanliness and Safety – Sanitized Sanity?
This is a big one, especially post-pandemic. I want to feel safe, not like I'm entering a biohazard zone.
- Anti-viral cleaning products, Hygiene certification, Professional-grade sanitizing services, Room sanitization opt-out available, Rooms sanitized between stays, Sanitized kitchen and tableware items: Essential! Big, big points if they go the extra mile with these.
- Cashless payment service: Convenient.
- Daily disinfection in common areas: Reassuring.
- First aid kit: Just good to know.
- Hand sanitizer: Everywhere!
- Hot water linen and laundry washing: Important.
- Physical distancing of at least 1 meter: I appreciate a bit of space.
- Safe dining setup: That's crucial to feel good.
- Staff trained in safety protocol: That's what I want to hear.
- Doctor/nurse on call: Good to know.
- Individually-wrapped food options: Better safe than sorry.
- Shared stationery removed: Good sense.
- Sterilizing equipment: Excellent.
- CCTV in common areas, CCTV outside property, Security [24-hour], Fire extinguisher, Smoke alarms: Safety features.
- Smoke detectors: Important to have!
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking – Fueling the Fun!
Food is a HUGE part of any vacation for me. I WANT to eat well!
- A la carte in restaurant, Alternative meal arrangement, Asian breakfast, Asian cuisine in restaurant, Bar, Bottle of water, Breakfast [buffet], Breakfast service, Buffet in restaurant, Coffee/tea in restaurant, Coffee shop, Desserts in restaurant, Happy hour, International cuisine in restaurant, Poolside bar, Restaurants, Room service [24-hour], Salad in restaurant, Snack bar, Soup in restaurant, Vegetarian restaurant, Western breakfast, Western cuisine in restaurant: Okay, this is a pretty comprehensive list! I am very interested.
- Breakfast service/Buffet in restaurant/Asian & Western Cuisine: Ah, the most important meal, covered from all possible angles. The buffet should be plentiful, with fresh fruit (duh!), and not just the usual sad, lukewarm scrambled eggs. I need to be tempted by deliciousness.
- Poolside Bar: Crucial. I need a cocktail in my hand while luxuriating by the pool!
- Room service [24-hour]: Genius! Midnight cravings, sorted!
Services and Conveniences – The Little Things That Make a Big Difference…
These are the extras that can elevate a hotel from "okay" to "amazing."
- Air conditioning in public area: Yes, please!
- Air conditioning: Also in the rooms, I hope?
- Audio-visual equipment for special events, Indoor venue for special events, Outdoor venue for special events, Seminars, Meetings, Meeting/banquet facilities: I hope these are NOT in my room!
- Business facilities, Xerox/fax in business center: Practical if needed.
- Cash withdrawal, Currency exchange, Safety deposit boxes: Essentials.
- Concierge, Contactless check-in/out, Daily housekeeping: These are all great.
- Dry cleaning, Elevator, Ironing service, Laundry service, Luggage storage: Very useful.
- Food delivery, Gift/souvenir shop: Handy.
- Invoice provided: Convenient.
- Meetings, Meeting stationery, On-site event hosting, Projector/LED display: I'm intrigued by the events.
- Shrine: Now THAT'S an interesting touch. Is it a peaceful spot for reflection? Or, what?
- Terrace: I love a terrace! A spot for star-gazing and a sneaky midnight snack.
- Wi-Fi for special events: Make all parts of the property networked!
- Doorman: Classy!
- Essential condiments: Well thought!
For the Kids – Family Friendly, or Just Tolerant?…
I'm not travelling with kids right now, but I'm curious. Are they actually setting up some activities?
- Babysitting service: At least they offer this option.
- Family/child friendly: I want to know how family-friendly? Is it a constant screaming fest? Or is there some proper thought into making it accommodating for small people?
- Kids facilities, Kids meal: Yay.
Getting Around – Getting There, And Exploring!
- Airport transfer: Absolutely essential.
- Bicycle parking: Green points! I love exploring by bike. But is there a bike rental place?
- Car park. Good stuff
- Taxi service: Good stuff
**Available in all rooms –
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Cebu Chaos: My ABC Hotel Adventure (and Existential Dread)
Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because this isn't your sanitized, Instagram-filtered travel log. This is the raw, unfiltered, slightly-hungover truth about my Cebu escapade, specifically centered around the ABC Hotel. Prepare for a rollercoaster, because frankly, that's what travel is, isn't it? A goddamn rollercoaster of triumphs, mild disasters, and the constant internal monologue of "Why did I eat that street meat?"
Day 1: Arrival & The Great Cebu Hotel Hunt (AKA, Where's My Damned Room?)
- Morning (6:00 AM - 9:00 AM): Landed in Mactan-Cebu International Airport. The airport's a blur of jet lag, the scent of something vaguely tropical, and the overwhelming urge to eat anything other than airplane pretzels. Finding a taxi was an Olympic sport. The driver, bless his soul, looked genuinely concerned about my questionable navigation skills. We finally got our bearings. Or, you know, sort of. Anyway, the journey to the ABC Hotel was a vibrant tapestry of traffic, street vendors hawking things I couldn't pronounce, and buildings that seemed to lean precariously into the road.
- Morning (9:30 AM - 12:00 PM): Arrived at ABC Hotel. Okay, the lobby is actually pretty snazzy. Shiny floors, some vaguely artistic lighting, and a receptionist who thankfully spoke decent English because my Tagalog is, let's say, developing. Checked in was a breeze, or so I thought. Turns out, my reservation wasn't quite where it should be. Apparently, I was in the wrong "zone." The receptionist was very polite, very professional, but let's just say, I saw the ghost of frustration flitting across her face. It took a few calls, some frantic tapping on a computer (I'm pretty sure she almost threw the mouse at one point), and a healthy dose of my own sheepish apologies. Finally, room key acquired!
- Afternoon (12:00 PM - 3:00 PM): Room exploration! Whew, this is a relief! The room looks nice and clean but it's kinda cramped, like, really cramped. I'm a self-proclaimed "minimalist" (read: I pack too much) so I'm doomed. Unpacked (badly). Surveyed the mini-bar. Considered swiping it from the mini fridge.
- Afternoon (3:00 PM - 6:00 PM): First impressions! The hotel's a mixed bag. The service is generally excellent, the staff is genuinely friendly (more on that later), and the location is… well, it's in the city. Which means traffic. Lots of traffic. Found a little eatery nearby that served the most amazing sinigang (Filipino sour soup) I've ever tasted. It was so good; I almost cried. Tears of pure, tangy joy. It was heaven.
- Evening (6:00 PM - 10:00 PM): Wandered around, soaking in the atmosphere (and the humidity). Checked out several bars. The whole point of it, was to let myself have a beer in peace. I have issues, I know.
Day 2: The Quest for the Perfect Beach (and My Inner Child)
- Morning (7:00 AM - 9:00 AM): Breakfast at the ABC Hotel. The buffet was…adequate. I was expecting more, if I'm being honest. But the coffee was strong, and the view from the restaurant (which was mostly of other buildings) was, well, it was a view.
- Morning (9:00 AM - 12:00 PM): The Beach Pilgrimage. Determined to find a postcard-perfect beach. Took a taxi (another adventure!) to Mactan Island. This is where things started to get weird. Apparently, a "beach" can mean dramatically different things to different people.
- Afternoon (12:00 PM - 3:00 PM): Found one. It was not postcard-perfect. It was crowded, a bit dirty, and the water looked less than pristine. My initial reaction? Disappointment, tinged with a healthy dose of existential dread. This is it. All I had to look forward to was the sea but it was filled with trash. On the upside, there were some friendly locals selling grilled seafood. So I ate a grilled fish. It was… edible. I'd had better.
- Afternoon (3:00 PM - 6:00 PM): Had a massage. The massage was one of those transformative experiences. It was pure bliss. It was the sort of experience that made me question all my life choices and, ultimately, made me feel grateful for the fact that I wasn't in the office.
Day 3: Culture Shock, Sinigang, and Existential Angst Deepens
- Morning (7:00 AM - 9:00 AM): More breakfast. The buffet is starting to feel like a war of attrition. I've mastered the art of silently judging people.
- Morning (9:00 AM - 12:00 PM): City tour. Booked a city tour. And learned so much! The historical sites were interesting, but the real eye-opener was the traffic. My god, the traffic! It's a force of nature. I'm pretty sure it's the lifeblood of this city.
- Afternoon (12:00 PM - 3:00 PM): The Sinigang Strikes Again! Back to the eatery for another bowl of that amazing soup. This time, I got emotional. The sour broth. The succulent pork. It reminded me of my grandma's kitchen, even though my grandma never made Filipino food. That bowl of soup was pure comfort, and I almost wept into it. (Fine, I did weep into it a little.)
- Afternoon (3:00 PM - 6:00 PM): Back at the hotel. I watched a movie. Which was surprisingly relaxing. I realized I'm okay with being a bit alone.
- Evening (6:00 PM - 10:00 PM): Dinner at the hotel restaurant. Went for dinner at the hotel restaurant. The food - was okay. The atmosphere was nice. I tried to read, but I had a hard time focusing. I'm clearly not cut out for this "vacation" thing.
Day 4: Departure (and a Promise to Return… Maybe?)
- Morning (7:00 AM - 9:00 AM): Final breakfast. The buffet's won this war. I'm defeated.
- Morning (9:00 AM - 11:00 AM): Packed and checked out of the ABC Hotel. Said goodbye to the extremely cheerful staff. They were the best part of the whole experience.
- Afternoon (11:00 AM - 1:00 PM): Travel to the airport. Airport chaos. Flight.
Reflections:
Cebu wasn't perfect. It was hot. It was crowded. It was chaotic. But it was real. And the ABC Hotel, despite its quirks, was a decent basecamp for my adventures (and occasional meltdowns). I'd recommend it, with the caveat that you should lower your expectations and embrace the chaos.
Would I go back to Cebu? Probably. Would I stay at ABC again? Maybe. Is it a perfect hotel? No. Is it a hotel that will give you an experience? Absolutely.
And that, my friends, is the essence of travel, isn't it? It’s about the imperfections, the unexpected delights, and the moments of overwhelming emotion. It's about the sinigang and the traffic. It's about finding yourself, losing yourself, and maybe, just maybe, finding yourself again, slightly different, and slightly more willing to embrace the messy, wonderful chaos of life.
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Okay, spill the tea! Is this place REALLY a "best kept secret"? Or just another Instagram trap?
Alright, alright, I'll be honest. The "secret" part is... questionable. I saw *some* influencers snapping away when I was there, but it wasn't a total influencer apocalypse. More like a gentle sprinkle. Think of it as a secret whispered among *slightly* more discerning travelers. So, not a total trap, thank heavens. But hey, maybe *that's* just because I'm bad at recognizing traps.
What's the actual name of this magical, mystical hotel? (Come on, don't be *that* guy and hide it!)
Fine, fine, you win! I'm not going to be coy. Let's just call it… *[Insert Fake Hotel Name Here]*. Look, I don't want to dox myself, or cause a tourism apocalypse. Let's just say, it's a beautiful hotel, and it's located in Cebu, and it's REALLY worth the hassle to get there. Google knows. You're going to find it in a heartbeat. Now are you ready for the good stuff?
Alright, alright, *fine*. What's the vibe? Is it all minimalist Zen, or what? Because I can't do minimalist Zen. I need *stuff*!
Whew, good question! Because… I hate Zen. It's all just… beige. No, thankfully, it's *not* a snoozefest. It's more… tropical elegance meets relaxed beach bum. Think: lush gardens, infinity pools that actually *do* look like they're merging with the ocean, and enough comfy seating areas to make you consider just, you know, living there. The rooms? Spacious, beautifully decorated, with a view that makes you question all your life choices (in a good way!). It really *did* blow me away. And it *felt* luxurious, without being stuffy or pretentious. The staff was amazing and friendly, and the food was… well… (see below!)
Let's talk food. Because, let's be real, a beautiful hotel is nothing without decent grub. Was the food worth the hype?
Okay. Deep breath. The food… the food was a *journey*. Some of it was *divine*. Like, legitimately, I considered running back to the kitchen and begging for the recipe for the grilled mango salsa they served with the fish. Pure heaven. Other dishes were… less memorable. My first meal was a bit of a letdown. I think I ordered something I shouldn't have, and I ate it anyways.. Why? Because I was on vacation. I probably shouldn't have had the chicken adobo, but hey, I was on vacation! The breakfast buffet? *Spectacular*. The fresh fruit alone was worth the price of admission. And the coffee? Strong enough to raise the dead (which I needed after a long, boozy night). But the price, it's true, was a bit…ouch. But the view of the sunset while you’re eating makes you suddenly decide it's worth it. Maybe. Okay, fine, it IS worth it.
What about the *activities*? Did you just sit around and eat the entire time? (Because, same.)
Guilty as charged… *mostly*. But, in my defense, the pool was *calling* my name. And the beach! Pristine white sand, warm turquoise water… Look, I did swim. I *did* sunbathe. I *did* order far too many cocktails with tiny umbrellas in them. But! I also did some snorkeling (amazing!), and I *attempted* a paddleboard. Let's just say, paddleboarding is harder than it looks. I mostly ended up in the water, looking like a confused seal. The hotel offered a variety of experiences, day trips and tours, but I was happy to just relax. No regrets.
Okay, so what was the *one thing* that really made this place special? The thing you'll remember forever?
Oh, man. Okay, get ready for a sob story, or something. It was the… the unexpected kindness. I lost my wallet (don’t ask). Passport, credit cards, the works. Panicked, I was. (Which, naturally, made me want to eat more.) The staff? They didn't just offer condolences. They actually helped me navigate the whole mess. They called the police, helped me file a report, found me a local shop (which was also an adventure! But, good adventure.), and generally kept me from having a full-blown meltdown. I'm tearing up just thinking about it! They were so genuinely caring, and *that* is what made the hotel unforgettable. It's not just the fancy decor or the delicious food (although, yum!). It's the people. That’s what seals the deal.
The Bad Stuff! What did you *not* like? Don't sugarcoat it!
Okay, okay, here's the truth bomb. The Wi-Fi… was spotty. VERY spotty. Fine if you're trying to disconnect (which, let's be honest, I wasn't *really*), but if you actually need to work… good luck. Also, the air conditioning in my room, at one point, had a mind of its own. One moment it was an ice box, the next, it was a humid sweat lodge. And, okay, I was a little bummed they didn't have a *real* gym, just a small fitness center. But hey, when you're surrounded by that much beauty, some things are easier to forgive.
Would you go back? And more importantly, would *you* recommend it?
Look, despite the few (very minor) hiccups, yes. Absolutely yes. I'd sell my soul for another stay there. Even with the dodgy Wi-Fi and the occasional air conditioning rebellion. It was a truly special experience. Beautiful, relaxing, and the people… the people *made* it. So, yeah, if you're looking for a place to unwind, recharge, and maybe get a little bit lost in the gorgeous scenery… GO. But maybe pack a portable hotspot just in case. And try the mango salsa. You won't regret it.
What is the best time to visit the hotel?
This really depends on YOUR definition of "best," but I'd say the "shoulder seasons" are fantastic. Avoid the peak of dry season (super hot, can get crowded) andOcean By H10 Hotels
