Escape to Paradise: Siam Beach Resort, Koh Kood's Untouched Luxury
Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because we're about to dive into the messy, glorious, potentially sand-infested reality of a review for Escape to Paradise: Siam Beach Resort on Koh Kood. Forget those sterile, corporate reviews – we’re aiming for real human stuff. And yes, I'm gonna make this SEO-friendly, because, well, gotta pay the bills, right? Let's go!
Escape to Paradise: Siam Beach Resort, Koh Kood – Is it Really Paradise? (Spoiler: Mostly, Yeah!)
They call it "Untouched Luxury." Smooth, right? I went in with a healthy dose of skepticism. Look, I've seen "untouched" turn out to mean "slightly overgrown and a haven for mosquitos." But Siam Beach Resort… well, they were closer to the truth than I expected.
Alright, let's get this alphabet soup of amenities out of the way first, then get into the feels.
Accessibility, Access, and Getting Around (Okay, This is Important!)
- Accessibility: This is where things might wobble a bit. They do list "Facilities for disabled guests," which is a hopeful sign. But I couldn't find explicit details on wheelchair access throughout the resort, especially for getting down to the beach. Definitely contact the hotel directly to confirm if this is a non-negotiable for you.
- Getting Around: They offer airport transfers – crucial, considering Koh Kood is a trek to get to! Free on-site parking is a plus. Taxi service is available, and they have valet, but it's Koh Kood. Don't expect New York City level of convenience. Bicycle parking is available and that is something I want to try next time.
Cleanliness and Safety (Essential in Any Post-Covid World)
Okay, this is where Siam Beach Resort shines. And I gotta say, it's reassuring.
- Anti-viral Cleaning Products: Check. Good.
- Daily Disinfection in Common Areas: Check.
- Hand Sanitizer: Check. Literally everywhere, which is great. I'll be honest, my OCD was slightly appeased.
- Hygiene Certification: Check. This is HUGE for peace of mind.
- Individually-Wrapped Food Options: Check.
- Physical Distancing of at least 1 meter: Check. They try. It’s Koh Kood, not exactly packed, but still.
- Professional-grade Sanitizing Services: Check.
- Room Sanitization Opt-out Available: Check.
- Rooms Sanitized Between Stays: Check.
- Safe Dining Setup: Check.
- Sanitized Kitchen and Tableware Items: Check.
- Staff Trained in Safety Protocol: Check. They seem to know the drill. I felt pretty safe wandering around. I'd give it a 9 out of 10 on safety.
Rooms (Where you actually, you know, sleep)
Alright, the rooms. They’re where you’re going to spend a big portion of your time, and let me tell you, it feels good.
- Air Conditioning: Crucial in tropical climates. Thank goodness.
- Blackout Curtains: Yes! Finally, a hotel that understands my need for a cave-like sleep environment.
- Coffee/Tea Maker: Essential for that morning jolt.
- Free Bottled Water: Always a welcome touch.
- Internet (Wi-Fi, LAN): More on this in a sec.
- Mini Bar: Yes!
- Safety/Security Features: In-room safe box included.
- Separate Shower/Bathtub: You’re in luxury, darling. Enjoy.
- Soundproofing: Key point! I was actually able to sleep.
- Wi-Fi [free]: Yes, it’s free.
Internet, Internet, Internet! (The Wi-Fi Debacle)
Okay, let's be brutally honest. Your Instagram feed is going to suffer.
- Free Wi-Fi in All Rooms!: Yes! Technically.
- Internet Access – Wireless: Okay, so, it works. Mostly.
- Internet Access – LAN: Maybe. (I didn't see this specifically)
- Wi-Fi in Public Areas: This is where it felt a little bit like the Twilight Zone.
- Internet Services: It’s available. Don’t expect blazing fast speeds. It's Koh Kood, not Silicon Valley. But hey…it worked, mostly.
Disclaimer: You're on a remote island! Embrace the disconnect. But if you need to work remotely, be prepared for some intermittent struggles.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking (Because, well, vacation!)
This is where Siam Beach Resort truly excels. The food… oh, the food.
- Restaurants: Yes! Multiple.
- Restaurants: A la carte in restaurant Yes
- Restaurants: Buffet in restaurant Yes
- Asian Cuisine in restaurants Yes
- International cuisine in restaurant: Yes
- Vegetarian restaurant Yes
- Bar: Yes, a poolside bar, which is a must.
- Room Service [24-hour]: Praise the gods!
- Poolside Bar: Essential. And it's good.
- Happy hour: A necessity.
- Desserts in restaurant: Oh yes, and they're amazing. The mango sticky rice nearly brought me to tears. The chef has the touch!
- Coffee/tea in restaurant & Coffee Shop: Yes.
- Snack bar: For those midday cravings.
- Breakfast [buffet] & Western Breakfast: Yum!
- Breakfast in room (for extra): Yes!
- Alternative meal arrangement: Yes, they seemed very accommodating.
- Bottle of water: Free and plentiful.
- Asian breakfast/Western cuisine in restaurant: Yes!
The Food! My Soul's Lament, Reached
Okay, I'm going to double down here. The food was phenomenal. I'm not exaggerating. The breakfast buffet was a glorious spread of fresh fruits, pastries, and made-to-order eggs. The lunch menu offered everything from fresh salads to delicious Thai curries. For dinner, expect a mix of Asian and Western dishes all meticulously prepared.
I had the grilled snapper one night, and I'm pretty sure I heard angels singing. The presentation was beautiful, the fish was cooked perfectly, and the accompanying vegetables were bursting with flavor. They even did vegetarian options well for me. I'm usually disappointed by hotel food even in my native country, but this was some of the best I've had in Thailand.
Things to Do (Besides, you know, relaxing)
- Swimming Pool: (Outdoor and with a view!) Yes, and it's delicious.
- Fitness Center/Gym: If you're into that sort of thing.
- Sauna/Spa/Massage: Yes!
- Body scrub/Body wrap: Yes!
- Yoga: (Didn't see it, but you definitely could)
- Foot bath: Yes, they do offer foot baths to relax your feet.
- Pool with view: Yes!
- Steamroom/Spa/Sauna: Yes, all the relaxation!
Relax, My Friends, RELAX!
This is what Siam Beach Resort is really about. You've got the beach, the pool, the spa… everything. The massage I got was pure bliss. They have a great spa with good and professional services here. But honestly, the biggest relaxation factor was the lack of crowds. You can actually breathe here.
Services and Conveniences (The Little Things That Matter)
- Air conditioning in public area: Check.
- Cash withdrawal: Available
- Concierge: Excellent, attentive.
- Currency exchange: Yes, they'll help you out.
- Daily housekeeping: Spotless rooms.
- Doorman: Always a friendly face.
- Elevator: Yes!
- Gift/souvenir shop: Yes, for the obligatory "I was here" trinkets.
- Ironing service/Laundry service: Yes!
- Luggage storage: Perfect.
- Safety deposit boxes: Always important.
- Terrace: Yup. (Amazing views)
For the Kids (or Kids at Heart)
- Family/child friendly: Yes!
- Babysitting service: They have it (check on availability.)
The Quirks, the Imperfections, the Realness
Okay, no place is perfect. Let's get this out in the open.
- Mosquitos: They're there. This is a given on Koh Kood. Bring repellent!
- Service Can Be a Little Slow: Island time is a thing. Don't expect lightning-fast service. But the staff more than make up for it with their friendliness
Okay, buckle up buttercup, because this isn't your average pristine, pre-packaged travel itinerary. This is more like… a descent into beautiful chaos. Here’s how I tried to conquer Siam Beach Resort in Koh Kood, Thailand, and the glorious mess that ensued.
The "Mostly Sane" Initial Plan (with the inevitable cracks already starting to show):
Day 1: Arrival & Paradise-Induced Delirium
- Morning (9:00 AM): Arrive at Trat Airport. Pray the flight wasn't delayed. (It probably will be. Murphy's Law, right?) Take the glorious (and slightly nauseating) speedboat transfer to Koh Kood.
- Afternoon (12:00 PM): Arrive at Siam Beach Resort. Check-in. Immediately succumb to the sway of a hammock and the allure of the turquoise water. (Photo ops mandatory.)
- Afternoon (3:00 PM): Beach exploration! Scout out the best coconut-drinking spot and mentally prepare for sand-between-the-toes bliss.
- Evening (6:00 PM): Sunset drinks and dinner at the resort restaurant. Try to resist the urge to eat ALL the Pad Thai.
Day 2: Waterfall Wonders and Underwater Adventures
- Morning (9:00 AM): Guided snorkeling trip. (Pray the guide doesn't speak TOO much English. Sometimes silence is golden.)
- Afternoon (1:00 PM): Trek to Khlong Chao Waterfall. I'm picturing myself as a graceful jungle explorer. Reality? Probably more like a sweaty, mosquito-bitten blundering oaf.
- Evening (7:00 PM): Dinner at a beach shack, hopefully with fire dancers. Because, Thailand.
Day 3: Lazy Days & Island Hopping (or, more realistically, Couch Surfing)
- Morning (10:00 AM): Sleep in glorious, uninterrupted bliss. (Unless the roosters decide otherwise. Rude.)
- Afternoon (1:00 PM): Island hopping. (This is ambitious. Expect to be slightly sea-sick and questioning all life choices.) Explore another beach.
- Evening (6:00 PM): Sunset drinks!
- Evening (8:00 PM): Find a chill seafood restaurant.
Day 4: Farewell, Koh Kood (Sniff, Sniff)
- Morning (9:00 AM): One last swim in the sea. Try to memorize the feeling of the warm water.
- Morning (10:00 AM): Check out. Hug the receptionist. (Okay, maybe just wave nicely.)
- Afternoon (12:00 PM): Speedboat back to Trat airport. Say goodbye to paradise.
- Afternoon (3:00 PM): Fly home. Immediately start planning my return.
The REALITY (aka My Soul's Journal from Koh Kood):
Day 1: Arrival & Paradise-Induced Delirium (Plus a Healthy Dose of Hangry)
Okay, so the flight WAS delayed. Shocking, I know. Trat Airport? More like a charmingly chaotic collection of lost luggage and hopeful faces. The speedboat? Let's just say I spent the first half an hour gripping the side, convinced I was going to be flung into the Andaman Sea. (The turquoise water, though… undeniably stunning.)
Siam Beach Resort? Gorgeous. The kind of place you see in Instagram photos and think, "Is that real? Are those filters?" Turns out, it's REAL. Beautiful, and the kind of place where your everyday worries melt away. Except… I was hangry. Seriously, I hadn't eaten since the pre-flight airport sandwich of questionable origin. Checked in, and boom! Hammock time. Bliss. Until my stomach started loudly protesting.
The beach exploration? Okay, I found the perfect coconut-drinking spot (under a particularly shady palm tree). I could have stayed there forever, just listening to the waves and staring at the insane blue. But the Pad Thai called. And let me tell you, that Pad Thai? Divine. I might have ordered seconds. And maybe, just maybe, thirds. (Don't judge me. I was living my best life.)
Day 2: Waterfall Wonders and (Let's Be Honest) Slight Disaster
The snorkeling trip. Okay, the water WAS breathtaking. The fish were vibrant, flashing colors. Until my mask started leaking. Constantly. I spent half the time trying to clear it and the other half regretting not investing in a decent pair of goggles. The guide? Bless his heart, he spoke very little English. A lot of pointing and wide smiles. He probably thought I was an incredibly clumsy sea angel.
Then came the waterfall trek. I envisioned myself as a jungle queen. Wielding a machete (okay, maybe not) and triumphantly reaching the cascading falls. What I actually was? Covered in sweat, sporting a fresh mosquito buffet on my ankles, and questioning my fitness level. The waterfall was beautiful, of course. But climbing back up? Pure agony. My legs were screaming. Afterwards I was covered in mosquito bits and I am glad I did not touch my body in the water because there were leeches lurking in the water.
Doubling Down on Disaster - the Waterfall: My Existential Crisis Spot
I am still thinking about the waterfall. Not just because it's beautiful, but because I'm pretty sure I had an existential crisis while trying to climb it. It's not just a waterfall, it's a symbol of my life's journey. You start off strong, feeling confident, eager to reach the top. Then, BAM, a slippery rock. A moment of self-doubt, questioning your ability to conquer the challenge. The sweat running down your face, the bugs biting your skin – all the minor irritations that become overwhelming. But you keep going. You pick yourself up, and stumble onwards. Because what else is there to do? And you know what? The view at the top? Absolutely worth it.
Day 3: Lazy Days & Island Hopping (aka A Nap and Regret)
Okay, the sleep in was successful! Victory! Until the roosters decided to have a particularly loud sing-off. I got about 5 hours of sleep but it was good sleep. Island hopping? Sounded like a great idea. But after the waterfall experience, the idea of being on a boat again made my stomach churn. So, I lounged by the pool. Read a book. Napped. Ate a ridiculous amount of fruit. Regretted not going island hopping. (Classic me.)
Day 4: Farewell, Koh Kood (and the Bitter Reality of Leaving)
The last swim. In the sea. Still felt like a dream. The water hugging my skin. I tried to capture the sensation in a memory, a feeling. The memory will have to endure. The speedboat back to Trat was less terrifying than the one on the way there. The airport, still chaotic, but now, it somehow seemed familiar. I was a better version of myself on the boat, and perhaps I'd learned something. I hugged the receptionist, maybe not actually, I probably did. The tears? Yep. I was a blubbering mess on the plane, already plotting my return. Koh Kood, you absolute siren call. You’re a confusing mix of paradise, mild disaster, and pure, unadulterated joy. And I can't wait to go back and continue to be a clumsy, Pad Thai-gorging, slightly neurotic jungle explorer.
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Escape to Paradise: Siam Beach Resort - The Unvarnished Truth (FAQ)
So, is Siam Beach Resort *actually* paradise? Like, the real deal?
Anecdote time! I remember one time, sitting on my balcony, basking in the sunset, feeling *amazing*. Then, a rogue monkey, YES, a MONKEY, decided my pineapple was *its* pineapple. Let me tell you, negotiation with a primate is not easy. So, Paradise? It has its moments. But bring mosquito repellent, and maybe a strong sense of humor.
What kind of rooms can I expect? Are the bungalows truly ‘untouched luxury?’
Imperfection alert: The air conditioning? Hit or miss. Sometimes it blasts like a polar vortex, other times it feels like a slightly enthusiastic fan. Pack accordingly.
And, okay, let's be real: you're going to encounter bugs. Lots of them. It's the jungle, people! Embrace it (or at least invest in a bug spray that can handle them).
Is the food any good? I'm a total foodie.
Quirky Observation: One thing I noticed was the distinct lack of aggressive salesmanship, a welcome change from some Thai resorts. You're left to your own devices, and it creates a genuinely relaxing vibe.
But...here’s the thing. I love Thai food. I *adore* Thai food. This was good, it was fine… but it wasn’t the mind-blowing, make-you-cry-it's-so-good Thai food I'd been craving. Now, maybe my expectations were too high. Maybe I was just having a bad food day— I had a fish that wasn't so great and I hated to waste it. Just, temper your expectations a little. It's not the culinary highlight of Thailand, but it's perfectly edible, and the view certainly helps.
How’s the service? Are the staff friendly?
Emotional Reaction: At first, it was frustrating. I'm impatient. I want things *now*. But then... you get used to it. You *have* to. And honestly, it's a little refreshing. It forces you to slow down, be patient. And when the food *finally* arrives, it tastes even better because you've been anticipating it for so long.
Rambling Interlude: I remember once, waiting for a beer for… what felt like an eternity. I sat there, sweating in the sun, slowly melting into my chair. I was about to lose it. Then, the waiter finally showed up, sweating a little himself, with a huge grin and a perfectly chilled Singha. And suddenly, all was right with the world. It's that kind of place. It's chaotic, but endearing.
What is there to *do* at Siam Beach Resort? Besides, you know, existing?
Strong Emotional Reaction (Good): The sunsets were the most amazing of them all. I'd sit on the beach almost every night and just watch the sky turn into this masterpiece of colors. That alone made it worth every single mosquito bite. It's almost too good to mention for fear of it being swarming with tourists.
Opinion If you’re looking for nightlife, well, good luck. This is not the place. This is a place to disconnect, recharge, and just *be*.
Is Siam Beach Resort suitable for families with young children?
Messy Thoughts: If your kids are the adventurous, nature-loving types, they might love it. There's plenty of room to run around, explore, and get muddy. If your kids are easily bored, or require constant stimulation… well, pack a LOT of entertainment.
How do I get to Siam Beach Resort? I'm already picturing myself there!
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